Slipperiest Game 2: The Failure of Narrative Design in Squid Game's Later Seasons
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so the the murder game. The Okay. Uh, all right. The murder game. Yeah. Uh, hide-and-seek. Hide and
seek. H hide and seek. Well, it it was tag. Was it tag?
I'm pretty sure they said it was tag. I think the episode was just called Star Night. I was assuming it was hide-and-seek because you could hide in
those rooms. A lot of hiding. Yeah. But I I I think they said that it was a tag game. Sure. Um,
I'll take your word for it. I don't speak Korean. This is for me
a fundamental change to the games. Wikipedia says it's hide-and-seek. Yes,
it is. Is it? Okay. Sweet. Um, yeah. Because in every other game up to this
point, yeah, death is a consequence of losing. Correct.
It is a consequence of losing that is dispersed by the system. Right. Right.
By the people who are wearing the masks, by the people who are like faceless
automatons in this machine by by the devices that you are playing with. I mean in
tugof-war you are struggling to win and great you did your job. Now the machine
kills the other team. But there is still an illusion of fairness in that because
you are equally at risk of death. Yeah. Right. Like you have all of the same
tools. You are playing the same game. Nothing about this has made your
struggle against the other team inherently unfair. Right. Right. In hideand- seek,
you have to stab a person to death to not be killed yourself.
Yeah. Which is no longer systemic. No, that is individual action. And like the
that change is a reduction of the systems efficacy for
me. Yeah. Yeah. It's and and never mind that it
invalidates the idea of like the neutrality of the games.
It was also handled in such a hamfisted way where so many people were suddenly
just like, "Yep, I can kill a person. Don't worry about it." Yeah. Like again, if it I think that it
was meant to be the marbles episode of the season.
And that is a very very different episode
than the marbles cuz first of all, marbles is one-on-one. Like you're paired up and that's half
the tension there is you got paired with people that you like. Uh well that's one of the parallels that
I'm drawing is that like the the rules as described suggest that it is a onetoone
right? Yes. You kill one person you move on and then somebody finds a loophole that if you
kill more than that then you're able to disqualify other people who will then be
shot. Right. And that again is one of my big
frustrations with character change that happens in that episode because the you
know shitty boyfriend uh suddenly it's like well not only like I
I when he was like hey we got to stab him together so we got to kill two people cuz I'm not doing this on my own.
That made a kind of sense. Mhm. The fact that he was just like, "You're right. We should go on a murder rampage
to protect someone, I guess, was bonkers for me."
Um, well, and like again with the the lack of
morality, right, that comes with that, right? Like that there is a disconnect
in the first season between the death that happens and your action.
Right. Right. And that disconnect while
not necessarily like morally weightbearing. Yeah.
Is something that you can kind of like hang your morals on, right? It's like I didn't kill them. The system did.
I didn't kill them. The guys in the the funny masks did. Yeah. I did I didn't pull the trigger. I just aimed the gun.
Yeah. This is nothing that I did. Yeah. This is just the consequence of the thing that we were doing.
Sure. where actually [ __ ] stabbing a person Yeah. until they stop breathing
Yeah. is a whole different [ __ ] monster. Yep. And the fact that it seemed like only
one of the players was having a hard time with this. Yeah. Literally was really [ __ ] weird.
It's insane. Like, you know, I I hunt. I I regularly kill animals. Um, killing a
human being is not like a leap that I can make mentally easily. Like I I
wouldn't be like, "Oh, well, I'll just aim this in a different direction." Like, you know what? It might even be that much easier with a gun, with a
knife. Like, no way. Like, that's not making the decision to end something's
life two feet in front of you is wild. Um,
and especially when it talks back to you, feeling the heat of a person's blood
that I have spilled with intent to kill. Yeah. Is something that I can literally not
even imagine. Right. Right. Like for for context for our listeners, I don't kill things, right?
Like I'm I'm not a hunter. I gently brush mosquitoes off of myself and I feel kind of bad when I kill them,
right? Like I I don't kill stuff. The idea of killing a human being is completely
alien to me. Yeah. Yeah. What I loved about the first season of
Squid Game, though, is that they managed to make it similar to the fact that I
own a phone that was made by tiny hands in China. Right. There's there's a difference between you and the cruelty. Like sorry,
a distance between you and the cruelty. Yeah. Like I I understand that a lot of the daytoday
luxuries that I have, living in the West, owning computers, having a job that pays well, having access to clean
water and clean food, the fact that there's an AC unit in my house that I
can use. All of that is built upon a pyramid of suffering.
Sure. But I don't have to think about it most of the time. Well, and frankly, if you
drilled deep enough into like latestage capitalism to understand that like our entire economy is built on suffering, so
like [ __ ] it, right? Like it would drive me crazy to contemplate the the true horrors that you're, you know,
inflicting on the rest of the world. But, you know, be Tik Tok. Uh
yeah, you know, I sometimes I just want to do a silly dance and have people give me the likey subscribes. Yeah, exactly. It's that there is
that separation between the thing that I am doing and the result of that thing
for other people. Yeah. And I think that that was something that the first season of Squid Game nailed.
Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. There was there was like two exceptions to that distance happened in the entire
season and they didn't happen until the last two episodes. Yeah. And even then, you felt like there
was another way. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Like that there was always the chance that you could make a different
choice that didn't necessarily involve the death of the person that you were playing with. Right.
Right. Like the Squid Game had a method of winning. Yeah.
Didn't involve murdering another person. Did they get that opportunity? No. Right. They were both pretty sure that they
were going to kill each other. But They didn't have to. No. If you got to the end of the game, the
system would kill the other person for you. Right. And and the only exception to that rule was when the third finalist
was murdered after dinner. And that was a huge turning point in the game where
this character that was in theory his like best friend and and a stalwart ally
has flipped that switch and said, "I have to kill people now." And that's
what forced him to make that decision during the Squid Game. Um, is that now
the the true extent of the horrors of the Squid Game had been revealed. Um,
but up until then it was it was Yeah. Like you said, it was just the system doing its function.
Hide and seek. Yeah. Was taking a tour of the iPhone factory. Yeah. Yeah.
Right. Like that was we're taking you here and you actually get to take the
thing that you want. Yeah. From the shaking hands of a person who made it. Yeah.
And even further like the the hideand-seek was also the first time
where they withheld information from the players about the game.
Yeah. The keys. Yes. Yeah. like having different sets of keys
for different doors meant that one team was at a specific disadvantage. Different set different keys for
different doors is fine. The fact that you need a set of three was criminal,
right? And the fact that they didn't indicate that there was going to be any kind of team building or team making. No.
And the fact that the people with the knives
didn't have that restriction. Right. Right. Right. like they they didn't have even a similar restriction. Yeah.
One thing that I do want to want to point out though is the the malicious
whimsy thing is absolutely that knife design.
Oh yeah. The like quasi master sword that they're all given
it. It looks like the sort of thing that Sailor Moon would use to transform.
Yeah. And then it's also a murder weapon. Yeah. I'm I'm I'm 90% sure I've seen
that knife on like a Commonw writer episode as he's about to like turn into the dude. Like
it's it's the kind of thing you get at like an in mall cutlery shop that also sells
like samurai swords and the batarang. Yeah. There there is some guy sitting in
the mall food court with that and a katana. Yeah. And like a trench coat who smells kind
of bad. Yeah. Not that I'm describing myself when I was a teenager or anything.
No, we're just describing a lot of people that we have known. That absolutely was me as a teenager.
No, like Okay. As much as I have concerns about the writing and the
fairness and the gameplay of the second and third seasons, Yeah. everybody on the design team [ __ ]
killed it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the graphic design people are like absolute monsters and
should work on every event. Yes, they are so so good. Um and like
the the acting really solid all around. I felt um the
the only person that I felt was kind of like meh on the acting was the older lady.
She wasn't great, the [ __ ] prophet witch priestess chick.
I I hate this. I legitimately loved her. Oh, I uh Okay, here's the thing. Was hilarious.
I liked the kind of annoying grumpy lady from the first season cuz they like Oh, yeah.
She was annoying, but then they made you like her and then she got her moment and the only thing that the prophet got
was her comeuppins, which was great. Big fan of that, but hated every second of her on screen.
I loved a bunch of the moments that she was in where like she's doing prophecies
and the prophecy ends up not being right and so she just leaves her [ __ ] followers to die. Oh yeah. Yeah. And is just like scurrying away in a
panic, right? And then turns around and is immediately like, "Yes, you have to follow me because the spirits are guiding me." And
everybody just kind of falls in line again. No. Yeah. You want to talk about preachy messages? I mean,
yeah. Because I mean I don't know if you know anything about like the religious makeup of Korea, but like there's a lot
of sketchy Christian behavior over there and yeah,
like that I feel like that was aimed basically directly at like Suny Young
Moon and the Mooneyies. Okay. Uh I'm not that familiar with it,
but I did I thought it was [ __ ] hilarious every time. Um, and then the
old salary man who made it to the last game. Yeah. Who was just kind of a [ __ ] and like
consistently voted to stay in the Okay. I really like that guy. I think he's
hilarious. Okay. Um, I don't like him as a person. Yeah. Yeah. But as a character,
[ __ ] so funny. And then there was who was his buddy who for the last couple of episodes just
suddenly got a bunch more lines because there was no one else on screen. I don't know. But there was a guy who
got a bunch more lines and he was he was fine. I he was just he was again like they just suddenly flipped the switch on him or
like by the way you're a cartoon villain. Get out there long face. There is a lot of that. Yeah. So I think
like the biggest issue that I have with the last two episodes of last two seasons of Squid Game.
Yeah. Was the consistency of the writing because the first one and I think that this is just that thing where you like
you spend 10 years making a thing and you have an opportunity to make it perfect. You're just like tooling it and
you're making it work and then you're told you have a year and a half to make the next one. Yeah.
And you do your best, but it's it's just a year and a half. Like you don't have as much time to to make it do the thing
that the first one did. Sure. Um but yeah, there was a lot of that. And then uh yeah, so like the the murder
game was annoying, right? And I think that it created a new
paradigm for the games that suggested that murder was the only
way. Right. Right. Cuz like I I think you and I discussed the the tugof-war game.
Yeah. A bit in how like that is the the direct actions of the people in that game does
cause death. Right. But the the action that you're taking is fighting for your survival.
Yes. Right. like you're not behind the other team pushing them off the balcony, you
know, which would also be a fun game because like imagine doing like a sumo match but
with lava. Yeah, that's actually I mean I would like that better than hideand-seek. Um
yes, it's because again like it it [ __ ] with the idea of fairness again, but at least it's somewhat neutral.
Well, it's one v one. Yeah. There's clear rules. Both of you have access to those rules.
Yeah. And just make it random who you're paired with.
Right. Right. Right. Yeah. I guess I guess I guess in that case it's like a more physical version
of marbles. Yeah. Essentially. And then like decide
through the game like which one of you is going to get thrown out. Like probably not lava, probably like a high
pillar because they like to do those. Oh, they love pillars. They love to fall to their deaths because then they can
land and then you can zoom in on the corpse and it's not completely disfigured.
And again, it's the like I think they went for the idea of
like um [ __ ] now I can't think of the word the
the types of games that asymmetrical that's like an asymmetrical game. Yeah. And they just [ __ ] it up.
Yeah. Um, and then there was a baby.
Oh god. Yeah. This goddamn baby. The goddamn baby. Yeah.
So, this baby ruined the entire premise of Squid Game and undermined everything they've been building for two seasons
and uh turned all of the commentary into just
like bloodthirsty violence porn.
So yeah. Yeah. My my problem with the baby.
Okay. The the first thing that I'm going to say is actually something that I liked about the baby. Okay. This is a weird thing, but I like that
they made the baby CGI in the first episode. Okay. And the reason that I like that they
used bad CGI, and it is admittedly bad. It is very obvious that it's CGI, but the reason that I like that
is because if they used a real baby, they couldn't kill it.
Right. Right. True. So, there was always a little bit of like a a thought of like maybe the baby
is actually in danger. Yeah. Right. Maybe somebody is going to just grab this baby and throw it off a [ __ ] pillar because that's how they
like to kill things. Yeah. Right. Uh so that is the only thing I liked about the baby.
Yep. Um time timeline on the baby made no goddamn sense. Yeah, she she just showed up and then
was like, "Oh, I'm pregnant and here's a baby." Yes. Um I am super super extra double
pregnant. Uh despite the fact that we have been here for less than a week. Yeah, I am now having a baby. Good times.
There's no way. There's no godamn way a
nine months pregnant She would be a ninemon pregnant woman. There's no way she's being like, I'm gonna I'm gonna go
to this island and try to win some money. No, she's got [ __ ] to do. Yeah.
And and like maybe maybe it's trying to push like the desperation angle, but if you're going to do that, you have to do
it like upfront from the beginning, right? Like if there's going to be a pregnant person in these games, she has
to show up waddling, right? Yeah. Yeah. She's got to be like 4t wide and everyone has to immediately
be like, "Oh my god, that's a pregnant woman." Yeah. Like, what the [ __ ] are you doing here? Yeah.
Nothing about this makes any sense. You're a terrible person. You're going to be a bad mom. You're not allowed to
have Everybody immediately votes to stop the game. So, they're like, "We we are not letting this woman continue."
Yeah. [ __ ] [ __ ] that noise. Okay. And that can happen in the first episode because we haven't let them become [ __ ]
heels yet. Well, and we've already seen in the first season that even if you do vote to
leave, there's the option to come back. Yeah. Yeah. Which was so [ __ ] powerful.
Yeah. Right. Like that there's an entire episode in the first season where you're just wondering, right? Like you're
following these people through their actual lives back on the mainland thinking like, are these people going to go back to these [ __ ] games?
Y. And they all do. And it is brilliant
watching that happen because like some of them didn't. Yeah. There are fewer of them.
Yeah. Well, and and Okay. So, on top of that, uh correct me if I'm wrong, the
first season, they were not like, "Ah, you can take the money that you've earned and go home." It was just like, "You can leave. You can stop this, you
won't get anything, but you can go home." Yeah. And they got nothing. They survived the experience. And eventually, they were
all like, "I want back in." This season, they're like, "Yep, you can have the money. You can leave." And they just
didn't like at all. There's so many times through that show
where I was like, the fact that there are people who want this to keep going, the fact that there are enough people who want this to keep going,
Yeah. that they're able to outvote the people who want to go home Yeah. has now gone past my suspension of
disbelief. Oh yeah. so far. I mean, after like two maybe three games, every person in that
building, every time they see the number of competitors drop by like a third, it's like, "Oh, I have rolled the dice
too many times. I need to leave." And maybe this is just like you and me being people who play a lot of games
where it's just like, "Yes, I know how many times I can roll dice before they [ __ ] me."
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I I am very aware of my limitations on
luck because luck is an [ __ ] and I am not one of the people who is going to
survive Squid Game. Yeah, I I could see like three to five people being either like psychotic
[ __ ] like Thanos or just so unbelievably desperate that they vote to
stay. Like maybe the old business guy who's just like I owe 10 billion Juan. I can't leave with a penny less. Um, but
and I would love to see they're there five people out of 400.
I would love to see them all vote to leave. Yeah. And then have a bunch of them come back and have the pregnant lady be [ __ ]
one of them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Because then it's a choice. Yeah. Yeah.
Right. Like it isn't just like I didn't know what I was getting into and now I'm stuck here and people are out voting me. No, you made a [ __ ] choice.
Yeah. And it is a big one and it sucks. Yeah. Um, but that's not even the worst
problem with The Baby. No, it's not. The worst problem with The Baby is that they make it a [ __ ] player.
Yeah. Yeah. And And that right there, that decision undermines the entire
premise of the games in Squid Game. Everyone on that island is there because they want to be initially.
Um, they need the money. they blah blah blah. But they made the choice to play
the baby. The nod. They even make kind of a shitty head nod
to it when they're doing the voting. Yeah. Because they're like, given the fact that the baby isn't capable of making
choices, they're abstaining. Right. Right. They flat out know this baby can't choose for itself, but you're
going to make it a player. Like, and like I kind of get where they're coming from.
Like I I I think I get what they're trying to push at. Right. Like because because Squid Game
is just a elaborate metaphor for late stage capitalism, right? Right. Right. And they're trying to highlight the
generational nature of the problem, right, of lateage capitalism,
right? You you inherit your parents debts like Yeah. You didn't ask for the position
that you're in, but you're in it. And now you have to make the best of it that you can, right?
But it's a [ __ ] baby. It can't make the best of anything. Right. Right. It is It is a newborn and incapable of
taking care of itself. Making it a player is just a sadistic mind [ __ ]
Yeah. For the sake of being a sadistic mind [ __ ] And like part of that too. Okay. So like again I kind of understand the
symbolism that they were going for where like none of this has ever actually been fair.
Right. Right. Right. like the the people who are involved in this were economically disadvantaged to begin with.
They were desperate. They're making these choices for reasons. Those reasons are pushing them to make choices that
other people probably wouldn't, right? Like there's a whole lot of stuff going on in that choice system. And so having
a baby be a player is just another step in the lack of fairness. But nobody
who's playing that game has any [ __ ] reason to trust these shits anymore. Well, okay. I I want to push back on
that a little bit because the games were predatory, but they were fair, right?
Like, right, they they targeted the vulnerable. They targeted the needy. They targeted the people who had a history of bad
decisions, but at the end of the day, it was fair.
And there was no chance for that baby to be fair. And and the fact that they even
went so far as to have none of the VIPs like protest
like even a little bit was insane. Yeah. Like there was a bit of a
discussion about how one guy's bet was going to go because he had bet on the baby's mother, right?
Which like, okay, but also you didn't bet on the baby so your like bet doesn't
count anymore, [ __ ] Yeah. Like are is this some sort of like weird like the baby is just like a part
of the mother biological fruiness where it's like they don't they're not an
independent thing. Yeah. I don't know. Like I I don't understand
where that decision came from, but I hate it. Yeah.
And like mostly because now you can't go into any other Squid Game thing,
whatever that happens to be. There was a a hint at like Squid Game America, which it's going to be hilarious to see how
they make capitalism the good guy. Um, yep. The any other Squid Game thing, you go
into it with this understanding that it is inherently and purposefully unfair.
Yeah. Not everybody is there by choice. Yeah. And that's the biggest that's the
biggest weakness of that decision is that it dispelled the the illusion of
choice because in reality like the people that the games are targeting don't really have a choice
like not really. No, they they need this in a way that is
primal. Um and most people don't ordinarily get that shot. So to choose
not to go there would be insane. And it sort of highlights the few people that did early on where it was like, wow,
that like I guess they're just that, you know, afraid or whatever, but every so many people coming back knowing that
hundreds died the last time is like, yeah, they don't have a choice. They need to be there except for this [ __ ]
baby except for the [ __ ] baby. And like the fact that the baby won, I mean,
whatever. [ __ ] god, whatever. That was the only tie in the [ __ ] cop baby line.
That was them coping out of their poor decision with the baby. That was them
pulling a punch. They're like, "Aha, all right, we won't actually kill the baby. Haha, what are we doing? Wouldn't that be crazy? Just
do it. We're going to do suicide instead." If you're forcing the baby into the games and you're and the cost of that baby is
the hero of the games who's who's like we've been following for three seasons. Like that's some BS.
Well, and like there were allowances for more than one winner,
right? Right. At no point did they say it has to be one person because again in
that final game it was like, well, as long as three people die, everyone else wins. Yeah.
Yeah, like the the Squid Game as well, right? Like there were three participants at the beginning, right? There was every possibility that two
people were splitting that money. Yeah. Right. So like the fact that it was so
contrived to have the baby be the only [ __ ] survivor because Guun is too good a person to
chuck a baby off a thing after he's already killed a bunch of people. He's killed thousands of people in his
lifetime. He can't throw this [ __ ] baby off a cliff and keep the money. Right. At this point, he should just be
able to [ __ ] like football kick it and just [ __ ] call it a day. But no, he he's
too too good-hearted, I guess. I guess. Yeah. Um
Yeah. What a what a [ __ ] show. What a ruination of an absolutely
god tier season of television. Yeah. I'm I'm furious that season two
and three make me think more like retroactively make me think poorly of
season one because now I'm like well was this did they just accidentally strike
gold or was this the plan the whole time? Um again I think I think it just comes back to the fact that the person who wrote it
got a chance to spend like 10 years putting it together. Yeah. It was so tight and so perfectly
put together because that time had been taken and then they just they didn't have as much time and it was written by
committee. Yeah. And this is the unfortunate result and now we get Kate Blanchett.
Yeah. Slapping some people in an alley. No, it's it's just such a clear like
demarcation between Passion Project and Cash Grab. Yeah. Yeah. which is really too bad
because it was so [ __ ] good. So,
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