1 Gorilla, 100 Men: Setting the Fight’s Absurd, NSFW Rules

Content Warning: Sexual Assault, Bestiality

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Only Lore. We did it. We're finally

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sellouts. Let's talk about the hot

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topics of the week. All right,

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reddit.com. Sort by popular all

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time and let's go. What's our first

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topic? Uh, two girls, one cup.

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Um, I that is one of the few internet

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horrors I've managed to stay completely

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uh away from. I saw I've seen a lot of

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stuff in my time. I always managed to

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dodge that one. Yeah, I mean I I have

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seen it around. I have fidiously never

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touched those links. Like my hands are

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clean. Those links have always stayed

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blue. There's a lot of like that era of

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the internet that I have clicked

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unfortunately for my eyeballs. Yeah. Um

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Goatsy in particular, I seem to fall for

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a fair bit.

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So, I I think goatsy is one of the

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funniest things you can do to a person,

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but it's been

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like it's been done to death. And have

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you ever goied me? I don't know if

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you've ever goatied me. No, I don't I

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haven't goatied you. Uh I goatated

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someone at my last job, which was funny

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and also made me realize it's now harder

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to find goat seed than ever before.

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Uh I I You haven't specifically gone out

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looking for it. Yeah, I went looking for

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it and I couldn't I couldn't find it as

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easily as I thought I could. I could

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find more references to Goatsy than an

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actual place to just bring up Goatsy and

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shove it in someone's face.

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Right. I mean, like that that's a very

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specific era of internet weirdness.

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That's like the the Blue Waffles and Tub

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Girl Lemon Party. Yeah, Lemon Party.

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Meat Spinates. Meat spin was huge.

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Meat's been still out there and still

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doing the Lord's work. Yeah. Sometimes

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you just need to see a dick spinning

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real good. Yeah.

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No. Uh gorillas. Gorillas are kind of

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the uh the mean dour right now cuz

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Harambe, he came back. Rip Harambe. Uh

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yeah, he did a Jesus. It's just been

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like six years. Yeah. Um I don't know.

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You know, I wouldn't be shocked if like

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his a discussion about him was actually

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like what prompted this

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ridiculous conversation happening in the

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zeitgeist right now. But I guess yeah,

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we'll

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uh well, I didn't want to just like give

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our opinion on the the 100 men versus

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one gorilla conversation. Um because I

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the the thing that annoys me the most

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about this whole thing being discussed

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is that the parameters for the fight

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keep changing. Um and I say that they

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keep changing. They just never really

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get set right. Like the the idea is very

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simple. 100 human beings versus one

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gorilla, right? But like I I think one

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of the weird things about it is that we

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keep assuming that it's going to be a

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silverback and even that isn't

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established in the premise. No. No. So

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every time someone like makes a

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definitive claim about who would win,

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they always put their own weird spin on

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what the terms are. Um so I figured we

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should take our best crack at first of

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all defining the competition and then uh

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arguing the results. Um, so what I was

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going to start with in the the prompt

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for this conversation was,

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um, what would it

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take? What kind of effort would it take

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a 100 men to get one of them to [ __ ] a

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gorilla? I mean, all right. I I think we

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have to

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assume baseline. Yeah. that there is a

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percentage of gorilla [ __ ] just kind

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of out there naturally in the world.

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Yeah. And that I think that what the the

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first part of the fight is rounding up

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10 of those guys to be like on the

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backlines ready to hop into action as

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soon as the moment calls for it. So

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that's Are we going for like bar

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deduction style or are we trying to rape

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the gorilla? Like which direction is

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this coming? Okay, so Again, this this

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comes down to like setting the terms of

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the encounter. So, my thought was and

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this is a dominance conversation about

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which species is more dominant. So, the

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the conversation that interests me is

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what would it take to get to to to

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achieve the achieve one guy [ __ ] a

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silverback gorilla against his will.

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Okay. See, because when you when you

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pitched that at me, my thought was that

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we would be trying to find a human to

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try and seduce the gorilla and what we

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would need to do to seduce the gorilla.

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Like what bic ridiculousness we would

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need to come up with? Like are we

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putting on a costume? Are we doing like

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body language stuff? Are there

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pherommones involved? Like how are we

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trying to get this gorilla to [ __ ] this

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dude? I think the verses implies a level

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of um combiveness to this encounter. Uh

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right. This isn't like this is a

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physical [ __ ] intellectual.

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The guy [ __ ] the gorilla in your

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version of this is a win condition.

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Yeah. Of the combat. Okay. Yeah. Okay.

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And we're assuming I suppose that the

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gorilla is not into it.

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Uh right. at least at first because I

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would also assume and like may maybe

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this is um incorrect. I'm not a a

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biologist but I would assume that given

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the amount

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of overlap between humans and gorillas,

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there is probably a percentage of

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gorillas who want to [ __ ] people. Yeah.

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Like I I don't want to necessarily make

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any accusations of specific gorillas,

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but like I would assume that there's a

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couple of gorillas that would look at a

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human butt and be like, "Yeah, maybe."

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Given what we know about Koko the

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gorilla and her affinity for human

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nipples, I think yeah, she'd be down.

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But in this case, in this case, I think

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it is I think it is a gorilla thought

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they were getting into a fist fight and

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some guy in the back was like, "I'mma

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[ __ ] that gorilla.

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All right. So, we need we need 10 guys

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who their win condition for this is

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gorilla rape. 10 Alabama gorilla

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[ __ ] I think this might be our first

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episode that requires like a proper

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trigger

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warning

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like

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beastiality and some sexual assault.

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Yeah, there's a lot of stuff going on.

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All right. All right. You know what? I'm

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just going to roll with it.

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Now, keep in mind, this is not like [ __ ]

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them to completion. This is this is a

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dominance display. The way dogs just

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kind of like hump each other. This is,

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hey, we're going to show this [ __ ]

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gorilla that we are the superior ape.

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Okay. So, again, like going back to the

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fact that we never actually set like

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full parameters on these contests, does

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humping the gorilla's leg and surviving

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count? No. No. Okay. So it has to be

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this is true dominance. There must be

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penetration.

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Okay.

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All right. And it's the human

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penetrating the gorilla or the gorilla

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penetrating the human penetrating the

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gorilla. I assume several humans will be

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penetrated by that gorilla's fists

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before the day is over.

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Yes, that is likely. Yeah.

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Okay. So, we have established a win

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condition, which is that at least one

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human has to penetrate the gorilla.

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Yeah. I am assuming in the rear end.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. I Yeah. Yeah. You go for the

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mouth. You're getting that thing ripped

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off. Does the human need to survive?

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No. Actually, no. Nope. Okay. I would

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say a human needs to survive.

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Okay. Okay, at least one human needs to

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survive this ridiculous encounter. Yeah,

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but it doesn't have to be the one that

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has achieved the win condition. Correct.

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Understood. Okay. It's a team effort. We

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have the parameters of the contest

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itself. Yeah. Now, we need to start

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talking about how do we construct the

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encounter? Because I I think one of the

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big things that we hear about with this,

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like with the the original idea for this

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is like if you give humans weapons,

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right, we're just going to win. Yeah.

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Right. Like humans are really good at

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tools, better at tools than most animals

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are at being animals. And that has been

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a major survival play for us for quite a

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long time. Like we we took down woolly

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mammoths on the [ __ ] regular. like a

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gorilla and that's with like pointy

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sticks and [ __ ] right? Like we are real

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good at tools. So, we're assume in the

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animal kingdom, we are the biggest tools

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in the hands down.

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Um, so with that in mind, I think that

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in order

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to make it the most interesting fight

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that it could be, because I'm assuming

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that this is like a sport, right? Like

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somebody wants to observe this and it

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needs to have at least some drama. Yeah.

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This is on ESPN 8, right? Cuz like if we

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just give the people guns, we've already

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seen what happens gorilla versus gun.

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Yeah.

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Gorilla just loses. And if we give the

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humans pointy sticks, we already know

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what happens with pointy sticks. So zero

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weapons for the point of drama. Yeah. Um

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and then we need to consider like other

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equipment.

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Do the humans have tools uh available to

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them? Do they get Do they get shovels?

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No. I Do they have a knife that is not

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used as a weapon? No. I think even

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giving the humans like a belt is too

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much. Like so no clothing. No, they can

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be clothed, but like it's got to be like

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like prison rules clothes. Like it's

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just enough to sort of functionally

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cover your body and that's it.

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For our version of the premise, there is

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a certain number of them who should not

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be wearing clothes. Um, well, I'm sure

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like the backline gorilla [ __ ] are

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going to like preemptively remove their

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pants just for like expediency's sake,

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right? Okay. So, clothing is okay. Are

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they allowed to manipulate the clothing?

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Like, are they allowed to combine all of

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their shirts into a

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rope? You know what? Again, I'm going to

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say

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no. I I on tools not okay. Yeah, cuz

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that's the thing. You give humans any

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amount of supplies, they're going to

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make a tool, right? So, I think you just

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avoid that as much as possible and try

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to make this man versus beast.

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Okay. So, we are assuming that all of

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the clothing is soft and you are not

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allowed to remove any of your clothing,

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right, for the purposes of this. that

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the gorilla [ __ ] are pants free from

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the beginning if they want to be.

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I mean, I guess it would make the

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running easier. Like, if you if you have

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to drop trow in the middle of your

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attempt to rape a gorilla, I feel like

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you're losing precious seconds. Yeah.

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Um, okay, understood. Uh, what about

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terrain? What What kind

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of area are we doing? Because if you do

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it in the forest, right, that has a very

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different connotation than doing it on

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like an open plane. Yeah, I think the

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forest is that's gorilla home territory

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and frankly it provides ample

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opportunities for making tools. I think

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like for the

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Yeah, I think for the fairest fight like

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maybe

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like like the Wicklaw Mountains in

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Ireland or like Saskatchewan, like rural

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Saskatchewan. See, I have some concerns

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about Saskatchewan, too. And the reason

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for that is because humans are also the

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best persistence hunters in the world,

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right? Like we will chase a thing down

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forever. Yeah. By the time other things

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have died of exhaustion, we are still

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jogging, which is mind-blowing to me

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because I am a 300 lb man who has

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trouble walking for 45 minutes. Mhm. But

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the fact that like there are humans out

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there who can happily jog for

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days is a concern for the grill. Yeah.

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And that's I get that there's going to

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be

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like physical preferences and like to

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each side, right? Like obviously a

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gorilla is just going to punch a hole

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through someone's sternum

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immediately. And that's they that

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gorilla should lean into that and you

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know lean into like the psychological

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terror of like you're going to try and

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[ __ ] me but I am literally going to [ __ ]

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you. Like it's

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we have I was imagining what's that? I I

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was imagining room

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like with borders and like walls. So

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like a coliseum style. I think that

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gives the gorilla the advantage.

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Really? Yeah. uh if there's less room

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for you to run away cuz that's the thing

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right off the hop like you just have to

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run and make them chase you and tire

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them out, right? If you if they if you

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can't get away, it's like a cage fight.

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Like they're going to close that

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distance. They're going to corner you

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and dismantle you. Okay, see we we have

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a couple of options for starting as

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well, right? Like if we have 100

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humans in close proximity to the gorilla

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right at the beginning of the fight.

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Uhhuh. Advantage gorilla. Yeah. If we

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have both teams come in from opposite

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ends though.

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I still don't think that helps.

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I mean the gorilla has intimidation for

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one thing. is like you don't want to be

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the first person to run up on the

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gorilla. Yeah. If you're the first

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person to run up on the gorilla, you're

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gonna get used to beat another

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[ __ ] Yeah.

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Um so like the intimidation factor is

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there. If there is room where you have

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to like approach the gorilla, right?

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Um trying to corner the gorilla in a

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round coliseum is going to be an

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interesting prospect. And like the

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gorilla's instinct to begin with is

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going to be run away, right? Like the

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gorilla doesn't want to fight

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necessarily unless it has to. And we

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have to like get to the point where it

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has to.

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So having them enter on opposite sides

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of like an enclosed

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space, I think one keeps the fight from

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becoming a chase,

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right? right? Because we don't

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necessarily want to turn this into a

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chase scene where you're like watching a

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bunch of humans slowly trekk after a

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gorilla for like two days, right?

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Um, and two, it encourages physical

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altercation because the the space is

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enclosed and eventually either the

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humans or the gorilla are going to need

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to get close to one another. And what

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happens then?

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Okay.

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Uh, I guess I

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h I hate putting an arena into play

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because it just it

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feels it feels like every advantage of

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the arena just goes against people. I

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understand what you're saying about like

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forcing the gorilla to fight like

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they're naturally going to

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uh sort of back off and try not

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to, but as soon as that like fight part

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of fight flight gets

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flipped, it's like game over.

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And if they can't get away from

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that, like will we just find ourselves

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in a stalemate with like 47 dead guys

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and then a gorilla on one side of the

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room and the humans on the other and

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we're all just kind of staring at each

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other.

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I mean, I would assume that that has to

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happen occasionally, but if we assume

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like a football fields sized space.

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Yeah, there is ample space in there to

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run away and like find different

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positioning, I suppose.

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And like I don't know what the average

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speed of a gorilla is.

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Uh, need to look that up now. I I did

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look it up the other day. It was Oh,

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okay. 20 miles an hour.

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Okay. So, humans are faster than the

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gorilla

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um on average. Yeah. So, like obviously

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if like you or I are in this fight then

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the gorilla can catch us, right? Um and

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like you're a big dude, but I don't

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think you can take a gorilla. No, I have

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never once said I could take a

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silverback gorilla. I've said a lot of

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insane

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things, but that's Yeah, that's not one

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of them. What about a brown bear?

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Brown bear? No. Yep. No. Black bear,

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maybe.

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What's What's the biggest bear you think

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you could take? The biggest bear I think

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I could take

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um panda.

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Panda. Is panda technically a bear? It's

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technically a bear. It doesn't want to

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fight me. That's why I think I can get

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it.

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Okay. Yeah. No, that's fair. Yeah. I

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hadn't I hadn't considered it. They are

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very

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big. Okay. So yeah, I I think that like

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if you have a football field

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space with walls around

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it, it doesn't necessarily give the

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advantage to the gorilla because you

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have like 100 yards to be able to run

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away and reposition.

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You'll have the ability to like run in

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and do strafing attacks. There's enough

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room that you can flank the gorilla.

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Yeah, I suppose that's true. Oh, right.

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So, like if the gorilla comes barreling

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at you, you can scatter to the sides and

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then run to the other side.

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Yeah,

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I think a football field's

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enough. I think if we go Saskatchewan,

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it just turns into into a chase that we

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automatically win.

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Yeah. Like in my mind, Saskatchewan is

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like one of those like no edge arenas in

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Tekken. It's

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just I can see how we just sort of

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automatically win those. Yep. Yes. Um

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Okay.

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So, let's roll with the football field.

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Okay.

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Um, I think also because like if we do

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if we did it in the mountains, we have

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like rocks and trees and [ __ ] It's kind

20:53

of the same problem. Pick up a bigger

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rock than you are and you're going to be

20:57

jam. Even then, like too much

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opportunity for humans to build tools.

21:03

Yeah. Right. Like if you're off in the

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mountains, then you can hide in like a

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crevice somewhere and fashion a spear

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out of something. might not be a great

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spear, but you can definitely sharpen a

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stick. Yeah. Um, yeah. So, we we'll go

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with the football field. Um, is there a

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time limit?

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Time limit hurts us a lot. Um,

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I What's a long enough time

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limit? I I tell you what, I I think we

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put a time limit on it, but it's a

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pretty long time. I think it's I think

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you get

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like 72 hours.

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Okay. I think that's fair. Yeah. Like

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for one thing, nobody's sleeping.

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Like if the gorilla sleeps, then the

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gorilla gets [ __ ] Yeah. You you do a

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sneak attack, you [ __ ] the gorilla, and

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you peace out. Yeah.

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Um, if the humans sleep and the gorilla

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doesn't, then I mean, again, I think the

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the gorilla's instinct is generally to

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stay away from us and try and like

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protect rather than attack. Yeah. But if

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it already feels threatened and people

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go to sleep, then it may choose to

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attack preemptively. I don't think

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there's a scenario where it ever

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preemptively attacks.

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Yeah, I don't think so either. I think

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it felt I think it's putting its ass in

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a corner and watching and then it see as

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soon as it sees us settle down it goes

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to sleep because most animals can sleep

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in smaller chunks than us and just like

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keep an eye on the situation

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and the gorilla probably like actually I

22:53

don't know how good gorilla hearing is.

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I'm assuming better than ours. Um I

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don't think it's any particular special

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thing. I think they hear just as well as

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we do. I don't think they're better.

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I I feel like sneaking up on a sleeping

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gorilla

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sounds harder than it might be. Oh, I'm

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not saying it's easy for

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sure. I think No, I'm saying that it

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might be it might be easier than I'm

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thinking it is. Yeah, I think it is

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easier than you think it is, but I don't

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think it's like an easy thing to do,

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right?

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And the humans are all wearing soft

23:32

clothes that don't

23:33

jangle. They don't have any tools,

23:36

right? So that does lend itself

23:39

to an attack in the middle of the night.

23:41

Plus, like humans are better at

23:43

strategizing than a gorilla would be. So

23:45

like there is every possibility that

23:48

some of the humans or like a group of

23:50

the humans are like, "Okay, hold up."

23:52

Yeah. Those guys are going to go do

23:54

stupid [ __ ] and get killed. Yeah. We're

23:57

gonna hold off and wait until the

23:58

gorilla goes to sleep and then Jeremy's

24:00

gonna [ __ ] the

24:03

gorilla. Yeah. I I Okay.

24:08

So, I feel like it's one of those things

24:10

where you you all sort of like plan your

24:13

fake sleep in like a perimeter knowing

24:16

that the second that gorilla actually

24:18

falls asleep, all 50 of you are jumping

24:21

on him and going for your win.

24:24

Yeah. Yeah. cuz like I don't think that

24:27

even in a

24:31

group we have enough

24:35

weight on the space that's available to

24:38

be able to pin the gorilla down. Right.

24:41

Right. Like gorillas are freakish

24:44

strong. Yeah.

24:46

So if even if the the gorilla is like

24:49

sleeping face down and we have as many

24:52

people as we can on the shoulders and

24:55

the

24:56

arms, I still think that gorilla gets up

24:59

and kills some people, right? For sure.

25:04

So

25:05

like yeah, I I think probably the the

25:08

simplest solution to this like how how

25:10

many how many gorilla [ __ ] do we

25:12

have? Do we agree on a number? 10. I

25:15

said 10.

25:17

Okay. And it has to be those 10. Like if

25:19

if all 10 of those people die, can

25:20

another person step in and be like, I

25:22

will [ __ ] the gorilla. Yeah. I I don't

25:24

think this is like I don't think you're

25:26

like role locked. I just think you need

25:28

10 specialists, you know? Okay. 10

25:32

people who have this not as a thing that

25:35

has been thrust upon them, but a thing

25:37

that they will thrust upon the gorilla.

25:39

Okay. Yeah. Cuz cuz you need guys who

25:42

you know are like they're hard in the

25:45

moment and ready to go cuz you can't be

25:49

like waiting for a guy to like okay well

25:52

you you're like someone doesn't want to

25:55

be like picked out of the crowd be like

25:58

you have to [ __ ] the gorilla now and not

25:59

be ready for it. Right. Right. Because

26:02

again we're we're wasting precious

26:04

seconds like trying to get you might

26:06

only have five seconds to get in there.

26:10

Right.

26:12

Okay. This is easily one of the

26:15

stupidest things I have ever

26:18

imagined. Just like a bunch of dudes

26:21

dicks

26:22

out half masked,

26:26

sneaking up on a gorilla. What does the

26:28

fact that like this probably doesn't

26:29

crack my top five say about me?

26:35

Um, not great things, Josh. Um, I know.

26:39

I spend I spent too much time on the

26:41

internet at the wrong time of my life.

26:43

How's therapy going? I should go back. I

26:47

really should.

26:51

Okay. So, anyway, I I think I think

26:53

we've essentially cracked it is that

26:54

like depending on the number of gorilla

26:56

[ __ ] that we have Yeah. you have that

26:59

many chances to sneak attack the

27:01

gorilla.

27:04

Yeah. I am fairly certain that a one in

27:08

10

27:09

chance

27:10

of like a sneak attack. Well, maybe

27:13

because then like after the first one,

27:14

the grill is going to be suspicious.

27:16

Uhhuh. For sure. Now he knows what's up.

27:19

Yeah. Yeah. That might not work in

27:22

succession. Like it obviously the

27:23

gorilla is going to be exhausted and try

27:25

and sleep when it can. Yeah.

27:30

But I don't know how how much of an

27:32

advantage that gives us if the gorilla

27:34

is suspicious.

27:36

Uh I would say like most I I don't know

27:39

if it okay, it'll be slightly more

27:41

suspicious than the average wild animal,

27:43

but when it comes to like interactions

27:44

with humans, I think most wild animals

27:46

like a gorilla are already pretty

27:49

suspicious. Like until we earn their

27:51

trust, they're like, "Hey, I don't know

27:53

what you are."

27:56

Yeah. Yeah, I'm thinking mostly along

27:57

the lines of like trying to sleep when

27:59

you can though. Like Yeah. Once you have

28:03

disturbed an animal's sleep, they are

28:07

less likely to sleep around you until

28:09

they absolutely have to. Yeah. But then

28:11

that might work in our our favor too

28:13

where like the gorilla is so exhausted

28:16

that it just falls asleep and can't wake

28:19

up.

28:22

Yeah.

28:26

So, we wait for exhaustion to roofy the

28:28

gorilla.

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